What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:24

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Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
What is your best gay fantasy?
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...