What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

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Then came..

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Minds and Behinds

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...